You've spent another long, hard, summer day
digging irrigation ditches. Your arms, legs, boots, sox,
balls, and body hair are thickly caked in dirt and sweat.
As usual, the muddier you see yourself and the heavily tattooed
kid on the other shovel get, the hornier you get. When quittin'
time finally comes, you need some release bad! You grab
the kid's ass (in a spirit of manly horseplay), but one
thing leads to another until somebody's pants are pulled
down, somebody's sweaty sox get pulled off and somebody's
balls get hosed down...