When cowboys come into town on Saturday night, this western sheriff is waitin' for 'em. In fact Saturday night is his favorite night of the week! That's when he runs the County DRUNK TANK . He personally strip searches every drunk ranch hand -front and backside- right down to the each cowboy's boot tops.
Realizin' that mistakes can happen, the sheriff offers each cowboy chance to earn a GET OUTTA JAIL FREE CARD .
The sheriff's SOBRIETY TEST don't involve walkin' a straight line, but what it does involve requires a cowboy not be wearin' his jeans or underwear when he takes it.